Engineers Make the Best Mates
Choosing a Mate, Compare These Other Professionals to Engineers
all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your relationship to
last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with some nurse
from his office, or one of his young women patients that is pretending
to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this.
This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough
time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another woman in
you seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone
who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with you
Engineer spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie convincingly.
An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens,
you will get nothing.
honesty segment under "LAWYERS." Plus, he will be traveling
to trade shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally
trustworhty individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the invitation
to show up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your Engineer
husband works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle,
until he is ready to go home to you.
PROFESSIONS (POLICE OFFICER, FIREMAN, CONSTRUCTION WORKER)
husband, if not dead by some accident, will face daily severe injury.
The worst thing your Engineer will face is losing his eyesight by
staring at the terminal for too long. This hazard actually has some
benefits. For one, he will notice that you are getting older, since
you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you,
because the memory will still be sharp, and when you ask, "Honey,
were you looking at her?" he'll honestly be able to say that
he didn't even see her.
only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded
by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be in jail
soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.