What's for Lunch?
An Accountant, a Laywer, and an Engineer were supervising construction work on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Accountant said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Lawyer opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The Engineer opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day - the Accountant opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Lawyer open his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The Engineer opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also.
At the funeral - The Accountant's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!" The Lawyer's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Engineer's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!"