TM of CIA - True Meaning of Computer Industry Acronyms

AOL: Almost On-Line
Apple: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
Basic: Bill's (Gates) Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
DOS: Defunct Operating System
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
Macintosh: Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
SCSI: System Can't See It
WWW: World Wide Wait