Female Engineers...

File their nails with a Leatherman.

Make jewelry out of wire, resistors, transistors, and chips.

Don't think of male engineers as dorks.

Refer to impotence as system failure.

Would rather discuss the strength of a bridge than the strength of their relationship.

Know why a Dickies purse is cool.

Think tools are romantic gifts.

Have thought about re-engineering a bra.

Have tried to make a bra out of duct tape.

Read Popular Mechanics instead of Cosmo for fashion tips.

Are the only ones smart enough to enter into a field that is 95% male.

Have used nail polish remover for more than just removing nail polish.

Know the value of hairspray's flammable properties.