Engineering Pick-Up Lines
-- I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
-- You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
-- Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
-- My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
-- Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
-- Wanna come back to my room?... and see my 300mHz Pentium II?
-- How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
-- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
-- You're sweeter than fructose.
-- We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
-- Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
-- Wanna see the programs in my HP?
-- Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
-- You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
-- I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.
-- Hey baby, let's make a stress-strain curve together.