Engineering Pick-Up Lines

-- I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

-- You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

-- Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

-- My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

-- Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

-- Wanna come back to my room?... and see my 300mHz Pentium II?

-- How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

-- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

-- You're sweeter than fructose.

-- We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.

-- Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

-- Wanna see the programs in my HP?

-- Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

-- You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

-- I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.

-- Hey baby, let's make a stress-strain curve together.