PROOF (as in Geometry)
REQUIRED TO PROVE THAT "BARNEY IS SATAN"
Given: Barney is a cute purple dinosaur
Prove: Barney is Satan
Step 1: The Romans had no letter "U" so they used "V'' instead for printing.
Therefore, the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
Step 2: Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman neumerals,
C V V L D I V
Step 3: The decimal equivalent of these Roman neumerals would be:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5
Step 4: Adding these numbers together would produce:
Step 5: 666 is the number of the beast
Therefore: Barney is Satan Q.E.D.