Engineer/Hydrogeologist Joke

Three engineers were in a bar and spotted a hydrogeologist. They decided to have fun with the man.

One of the engineers walked over to the hydrogeologist, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your Henry Darcy was a girly-man."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that," said the hydrogeologist.

Puzzled, the engineer walked back to his buddies. "I told him Henry Darcy was a girly-man, and he didn't care."

The second engineer remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn."

So, the second engineer walked over to the hydrogeologist, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your Henry Darcy was a transvestite!"

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Shocked beyond belief, the engineer went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third engineer remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off...just watch." So the third engineer walked over to the hydrogeologist, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear Henry Darcy was an engineer!"

"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."