... you laugh at jokes about mathematicians
... the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment
... you can translate English into Binary
... you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building marked "EXIT"
... you have to bring a jacket with you in the middle of summer because there's a wind chill factor in the lab
... you are completely addicted to caffeine
... you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe
... you consider any non-science course "easy"
... when the professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that according to Heisenberg, it could be anywhere in the universe
... the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use
... you'll assume a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier
... you understood more than five of these indicators
... you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your d