YOU
MIGHT BE AN ENGINEERING MAJOR IF... (PART ONE)
- ... you
have no life - and can prove it mathematically
- ... you
enjoy pain
- ... you
know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division
- ... you
chuckle whenever someone says "centrifugal force"
- ... you've
actually used every single function on your graphing calculator
- ... when
you look in the mirror, you see an engineering major
- ... it
is sunny and 70 degrees outside and you are on a computer
- ... you
frequently whistle the theme to "MacGyver"
- ... you
always do homework on Friday nights
- ... you
know how to integrate a chicken and take a derivative of water
- ... you
think in "math"
- ... you've
calculated that the World Series actually diverges
- ... you
hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its
wave function
- ... you
have a pet named after a scientist
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