YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEERING MAJOR IF... (PART ONE)
... you have no life - and can prove it mathematically
... you enjoy pain
... you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division
... you chuckle whenever someone says "centrifugal force"
... you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator
... when you look in the mirror, you see an engineering major
... it is sunny and 70 degrees outside and you are on a computer
... you frequently whistle the theme to "MacGyver"
... you always do homework on Friday nights
... you know how to integrate a chicken and take a derivative of water
... you think in "math"
... you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges
... you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function
... you have a pet named after a scientist