YOU
MIGHT BE AN ENGINEERING MAJOR IF... (PART ONE)
 ... you
have no life  and can prove it mathematically
 ... you
enjoy pain
 ... you
know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division
 ... you
chuckle whenever someone says "centrifugal force"
 ... you've
actually used every single function on your graphing calculator
 ... when
you look in the mirror, you see an engineering major
 ... it
is sunny and 70 degrees outside and you are on a computer
 ... you
frequently whistle the theme to "MacGyver"
 ... you
always do homework on Friday nights
 ... you
know how to integrate a chicken and take a derivative of water
 ... you
think in "math"
 ... you've
calculated that the World Series actually diverges
 ... you
hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its
wave function
 ... you
have a pet named after a scientist
