You Might be an Engineer If... (Part Six)

... your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.

... your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work.

... your wardrobe looks like you shop at Goodwill.

... your wife thinks your taste in ties is bizarre.

... your watch has more buttons than your telephone and more computing power than a 300 Mhz Pentium.

... you consider yourself well dressed if your socks match.

... you wear a moustache or beard for "efficiency."

... you have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.

... you know the second law of thermodynamics but not your shirt size.

... someone tells you its a nice day, and you respond with "it's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin."

... you know the ABCs of Infrared from A to B.

... you make 4 sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.

... politically correct people call you "organizationally challenged."