You Might be an Engineer If... (Part Two)
... you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear reactor.
... you are still drinking Mr. Pibb.
... you are at a wine tasting and you find yourself paying more attention to the cork screws than the '84 Chardonnay.
... you bought your wife a new CD Rom for her birthday.
... you can name at least 6 Star Trek episodes.
... you can quote the scenes from any Monty Python movie.
... you can type 70 words per minute but you can't read your own handwriting.
... you can't fit any more colored pens in your pocket.
... you can't remember where you parked your car for the third time this week.
... you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run.
... you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
... you disdain people who use low baud rates.
... you do Darth Vader or Battlestar Galactica impersonations by talking into a spinning fan.
... you drive a Gremlin with a "Beam me up Scotty" bumper sticker.
... you ever burned down the gymnasium with your science fair project.
... you ever forgot to get a haircut... for 6 months.
... you find yourself at the airport on your vacation studying the baggage handling equipment.
... you go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
... you have "Dilbert" comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
... you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.